I’m stood here watching the first dance, shuffling my cards, and a card fell out of the pack onto the dresser next to me.

The two of diamonds lying face up on a polished wooden dresser beside velvet pumpkins, candles and a lantern of tea lights

The music is starting. It is Beauty and the Beast. Neither bride nor groom look like beasts, but it is a beautiful moment.

There was an older gentleman there with a great bunch of the parents and grandparents. He said he’d worked with a £100 million horse called Frankel.